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Woody Allen: 10
Inspirational Quotes That Can Improve Yourself
You won't find many self improvement articles like this one! In
this article, I will try to help you by providing some jokes that
you can actually use to improve yourself!
Humor is the best medicine there is whenever you are.
I mean anyone can pay good money to listen to a comedian just
to make you wet your pants after laughing so hard. Despite
of what's been happening, and to those who has gone though
the ordeal, it's better to just laugh while facing the troubles
with a clear mind than anger with a clouded vision.
One of
my favorite celebrities of all time must have to be Woody
Allen. Now this is one guy who gives you the in-your-face bluntness
that he pulls out with gusto, even without even trying. You
can talk just about anything with a man, and he's bound to
mock the subject and you'll end up laughing rather than being
upset about it.
Woody Allen has this to say:
1. "Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons." It
sounds good to me, I mean the practicality of all things does
involve money but it doesn't have to take an arm and a leg
to get it.
2. "I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately,
it's the government." 'Nuff said.
3. "There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever
spent an evening with an insurance salesman?" This happens
to be one of the classic ones. I mean the issue about life's
little problems isn't all that bad, until 'he' shows up.
Sure, relationships can get complicated, or does have its
complications that probably any author about relationships
is bound to discover it soon. We follow what our heart desires,
unless you're talking about the heart as in the heart that
pump blood throughout your body.
4. "Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer,
sex raises some pretty interesting questions." And if you want
more, just keep on asking!
There’s no real “secret” to all of this, but having all the
information about it helps you to make the right decisions.
As with any subject or activity, you want to know as much as
possible before moving forward. The following information should
help you make the right choices on this in the future.
5. "A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to
go to bed with me, she said 'no'." It sounds, 'practical',
I think.
And when it comes to everyday life, he really knows how to
make the best out of every possible scenario, and it doesn't
involve a lawsuit if he strikes a nerve.
6. "Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the
bath and she'd come in and sink my boats." I never had a boat
in my bathtub before. Just staring at it while soaking in hot
water makes me seasick already.
7. "I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there
when it happens." If it rains, it pours.
8. "I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out
of my nose." It could get worse when you're guzzling on beer… or
mouthwash, and it happened to me once!
9. "If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans." At
least he doesn't smite us with lightning, and I'm thankful
for that.
And despite of what may happen to all of us in the next ten,
twenty, or even thirty years, I guess we all have to see things
in a different kind of light and not just perspective. I can't
seem to imagine life without any piece of wisdom that could
guide us. Whether we're religious or not, it takes more courage
to accept your fears and learn how to deal with them is all
that matters when it comes to even just getting along.
And to sum things up, here is the last nugget of wisdom to
go by… however, whenever, and wherever we may be.
10. "The talent for being happy is appreciating and
liking what you have, instead of what you don't have."
Ciao!
I really enjoy writing about this and if I had the time and
the space, I could have added many more inspirational quotes
from Woody. However, time and space are both expensive and
I’ve
spent all that I have of both for now. More information about
this
can
be found
if you search for it on the web or at your local bookstore
or library. Good luck to you!
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